There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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