what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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