You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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