I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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