Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Farmville is her only friend.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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