Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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