People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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