Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize