Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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