Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Panties = found
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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