She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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