dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
