remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize