wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
is wine microwaveable?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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