You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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