the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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