Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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