we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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