my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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