so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My cat gives me a boner
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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