Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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