so explain again why im purple
no
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
