Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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