Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
