this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize