It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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