Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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