yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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