I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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