Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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