He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
