so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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