fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
