nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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