she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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