Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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