Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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