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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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