I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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