when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
handjob tips. give me some.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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