I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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