Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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