I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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