i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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