dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
