I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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