I hope mine doesn't look like that
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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