so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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