I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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