Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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