I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
