Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I wanna passion pit in your ass
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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