Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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