Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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