Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
