I got chris browned last night
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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